The Great Gatsby -- Finally!

I didn't like Daisy very much. She seemed fake and overly bright, like she really wasn't as happy as she said, and she didn't seem to care very much about other people. Her husband was just as bad, all unsophisticated and ignorant and just as careless as other people. Now her cousin, Nick, he was pretty nice, all gentle and kind and thoughtful, and I liked the mysterious Jay Gatsby too. That Myrtle so and so, the gas station man's wife, I didn't like her very much because she reminded me of creeping, strangling jungle vines, but I liked that Jordan girl because she was witty and sarcastic. I guess that makes three likable people and three not...